WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



madeeasy 12:46 Fri Sep 22
View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
After a run of 3 games no defeats and no goals conceded we welcome Spurs to a match that we can only hope lives up to the spectacle of last year. Off topic but if there was ever a doubt that our stadium can generate an atmosphere then this game proved it can.

We have had a good record at home against Spurs the past couple of years and have been unlucky at their place. Let's hope that we can stop Kane from his 5 in 5 record against us and work a way for Hernandez to finally break his duck after playing Spurs 8 times and failing to find the net.

I would like to thank this weeks Spurs fan for taking the time to answer our questions.

After 2 late charges for the title but falling just short, do you feel that you strengthened in the transfer window in the areas that you needed to?

As normal our tight arsed chairman didn’t want to spend some real money this summer or show any ambition and so I really don’t feel we have strengthened the areas we needed to win a title. We needed pace and a creative midfielder to challenge Eriksen and we didn’t get either. We upgraded our striker option but a fucking traffic cone would have been an upgrade on Janssen.

What do you think of your new stadium?

looks like it will be a great stadium and unlike you boys we won’t need a fucking pair of binoculars to see the pitch, plus it won’t cost the tax payer a penny unlike you’re shit home.

Does it feel like a move from the old white hart lane and nostalgia or being on the same site do you feel it will be easy to settle in?

being on the same site should make it feel like home a lot quicker then if we moved to a new site. But will really depend on what the atmosphere is like when full and if we can win there.

What is it like playing your home games at Wembley and why do you think you have such a bad record there?

it’s shit and we hate it. Can’t generate an atmosphere at all and some of that is down the fact the place is full of tourists with their half and half cunting scarfs. The reason we never used to be able to win there is we were always playing better sides then us but a couple of wins and we will be sorted.

There is no denying the great job that Pochettino has done for you. Why do you think he has settled in so well at Tottenham, and what are his main skills?

I reckon we played him Ossies dream and he felt straight at home as we love an Argie. His man management skills are what stand him out and he won’t take no shit.

What are your expectations for you this season?

I think we should aim for the title this year but I don’t think we have enough to do it. Quarter final of the UCL. Top 4 is a must tho.

Now Mourinho and Guardiola have had a couple of transfer windows and settled in at their clubs, do you feel that you have missed the boat in the past 2 seasons to win the league?

this club has missed the boat in more than 2 occasions and not just the last 2 years. In 2012 under Redknapp we had a great chance to be in a title race but we brought Saha and Nelson. Each time this club gets in a strong position the chairman lets us down.

If Kane bangs in 30 goals this season is it inevitable that one of the BIG clubs will come knocking, a la Bale? Ray winstone

if we don’t win something in next 2 seasons Kane will gone 100%. I have heard the windows in Madrid taste nice and if Kane goes there they will allow him to pay mong tax so we don’t stand a chance.

When Kane does move to a big club, have you got a replacement lined up for him in the same way you had for Bale?

Do we fuck !!! This club can’t buy strikers for shit

How comes you appear to get away with singing anti-semitic songs every week but other clubs get called out? Hornchurch Dave

what a racist question to ask, I have reported this to the FA. Yiddos Yiddos

I'll admit he can play football but would you agree that Dele Alli is a fucking despicable, spiteful little c**t? Fo the communist

Yes but he’s our little despicable cunt so go fuck yourself

Games between the two of us are rarely boring. Any particular favourites vs most gutting? Pub Bigot

Any win against you pikeys is up there for me but Dier’s last min winner was my fav. Worst was last year as it wasn’t even at you’re so called intimidating subbuteo ground

I must admit a league cup game against you lot at Wembley made me smile, as it is a sort of no win no lose for both clubs, apart from pride, how do you feel that a night game against us will go there?

At least you get to play you’re Cup Final at Wembley which will be nice for you. I reckon you might win that one as we have bigger and better things to worry about and let’s face it you don’t!!

Tottenham say they don’t care about West Ham and it is our final and try and mock us, yet your fans sites have hundreds of posts about us, what do you think of our rivalry?

We fucking hate you lot with a passion but that’s only down to the fact you all think you are hard East End cockney wide boys and you seem to think you’re club has some decent history when really it’s steeped in just being shit.

What is your favourite size piece of wood?

The one you will be buried in.

What are your thoughts on West Ham and our fans?

shit club, Pikey Fans think that covers it.

What West Ham player/s would you like in your starting 11 and to see with a cock on his chest?

Do me a favour none of you’re team would even get near our bench let alone first team ha ha. All any of you're players would be good for is shinning Kane’s cock for him.

FA Cup win and 5th or 4th but no Cup win?

4th and no cup. Players don’t give a shit about cups and want UCL Football look at Sanchez at Arsenal. If we are to keep progressing then need top 4 and what that brings.

Up next we have swansea, what question would you like us to ask their fan?

Will Swansea go down and go back to where they belong.

What are your favourite crisps?

I don’t eat crisps just Bagels

And finally your prediction for the game?

1-1 with you being the better team.

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

arsene york-hunt 1:29 Sun Sep 24
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Please don't do a post match interview with this cunt.

madeeasy 12:25 Sat Sep 23
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Coffee ag x5

Hammer 205 can you just let us know the ticker is still ticking and hasnt burst...!!

He was a real nice bloke in doing the questions. Good to know there is passion there at a level and not just creosote supporters that football is trying to turn everyone into.

dicksie3 9:50 Sat Sep 23
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE".

THICK CUNT.

MUST HAVE WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS THAT OLD FUCKPIG CUNT BEARDY WANKER OWNER OF OURS.

Coffee 9:27 Sat Sep 23
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
hammer205, time for a cup of tea?

hammer205 9:24 Sat Sep 23
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
This moron needs to educated properly and not just by being schooled in talking about rivalries. The east end has far more about and has far more genuine people than north London. We have books films weekly t v programmes and people Travel from all around the world visit us. Everywhere we go people want to know who the hell we are WE ARE THE WEST HAM. North London is just dreary boring middle class and Tottenham is the biggest shit hole.
I hate these bastards with a passion and can't deal with negative results against them . I bet This peasant will be no where near the game apart from his arm chair. To think he must be a friend of someone on here makes me sick
I hope they never win the title
Classless cunts

Monterey Jack Cheese 6:44 Sat Sep 23
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
I couldn't finish it as this bloke is too much of a MASSIVE CUNT

Keep dreaming 12:13 Sat Sep 23
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Compared to a yid, cancer is pleasant

icwhs 9:47 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Di you lot see the curve ball yis cunt

Pc wankers. CAn swallow

icwhs 9:46 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Cunt couldn’t find WHL with a map, compass or a tom tom

Yis cunt

normannomates 9:13 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Typical yid ...the trappy cunt will have his head down and silently praying he doesn't shit himself come the 'mora.

Their already having a nervous breakdown for the cup visit.

Their two bob wanders. .always have been

mattyolmes 8:46 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
As expected for a spurs fan.
1. Cunt
2. Bellend
3. Stoopid

Sarge 8:46 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
enjoyed that

Hope they get butt-ducked tomorrow

hornchurchsteve 8:31 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Total cunt.

bruuuno 7:17 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
What a try hard cunt, I sincerely hope he dies

Mr Anon 6:56 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Bonus question: How did you reach adult life without grasping the basics of the English language you spastic cunt?

Biggie Biggs 6:18 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
To be fair , this could have come from any Spurs fan i have ever met, they all sound the same and have the same attitude

Biggie Biggs 6:16 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
They really don't care about us do they

geoffpikey 6:11 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Good work. All in character of a seething bellend. Face it, he'd fit right in on WHO. The despicable twat. IRONS!

NB: I take issue with him abusing my ironic username. I shall have my butler mail him a telegram.

Gavros 5:50 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
somehow it isnt the same without gifs of spurs players heads following every sentence.

yngwies Cat 5:46 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Certainly takes it up the arse.

gph 5:46 Fri Sep 22
Re: View from the Opposition - Tottenham Hotspur
Perhaps he missed out a 1.

It would be galling to lose 11-1 while being the better team

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